Dumb Ways to Die

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“Don’t die dumb. Go to truthcontest.com and click “The Present”,
but this button is an illusion.”

Set fire to you hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that’s out of date.
Use your privete parts as piranha bait.

Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.

Get your toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach yourself how to fly.
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie.

Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.

Invite a psycho killer inside.
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride.
Take your helmet off in outer space.
Use a clothes dryers as a hiding place.

Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube of superglue.
I wonder what’s this red button do?

Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways yo die,
so many dumb ways to die.

Drees up like a moose during hunting reason.
Disturb a nest of wasps for for no good reason.
Stand on the edge of a train station platform.
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing.
Run across the tracks between the platforms.
They many not rhyme but they’re quite possibly.

The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die.

So many dumb,
so many dumb ways to die.

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